1. Pancake Throatjam

This sounds like it makes you get so stoned you fuck your mouth with an IHOP breakfast and forget to drink your [...]]]> Pretty funny post on Comedy.com by correspondent Mike Burns – “The 7 Worst Names For Varieties Of California Medicinal Marijuana”. Click here to read all seven, I posted the first three below.

1. Pancake Throatjam

This sounds like it makes you get so stoned you fuck your mouth with an IHOP breakfast and forget to drink your choice of milk, juice, or coffee to wash it down.

Either that or an overweight, gay, Pearl Jam cover band.

2. Fuzzy Ballsack

Wow man! Look at the hairs in that bud, dude!

Gross.

3. Sweet Billy Ocean

On second thought, this one is pretty cool. Big fan. Billy Ocean is the THE shit. And not in that knuckleheaded hipster ironic way either. You want a magical day-off afternoon? It involves pot, a Billy Ocean mix, and a bag of Cheetos. Life is short, kids. The sooner you figure out how to enjoy it properly, the better.

The event will be held at The Malibu Inn. Tickets are still available at $150 a pop. Click here to buy tickets.

2008 STONY [...]]]> Join the HIGH TIMES crew and a slew of stoner celebrities at our annual Stony Awards show honoring television and film’s “highest” moments. Saturday, Sept. 27th, 4-8 pm in Malibu, California.

The event will be held at The Malibu Inn. Tickets are still available at $150 a pop. Click here to buy tickets.

2008 STONY AWARDS NOMINEES

BEST COMEDY FILM
Superbad
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
Pineapple Express
Surfer, Dude
Strange Wilderness

BEST DRAMA
The Wackness
Kush
Garden Party

Humboldt County

BEST DOCUMENTARY
SuperHigh Me
Totally Baked
American Drug War
Trips
Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
The 20th Anniversary Cannabis Cup

BEST TV SHOW
Weeds (Showtime)
Entourage (HBO)
Flight of the Conchords (HBO)
Buzzin’ (MTV)
Californication (Showtime)

BEST TV SPECIAL
Attack of The Show: 420 Special (G4)

BEST WEB VIDEO
Stonervention (Tim Saccardo of UCB)
High Times Editorial Office (College Humor)
World Stoner Games (Dan Skye)

STONER OF THE YEAR
James Franco (Pineapple Express)
Matthew McConaughey (Surfer, Dude)
Woody Harrelson (Surfer, Dude)
Josh Peck (Wackness)
Kal Penn (Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay)

STONETTE OF THE YEAR
Mary Kate Olsen (Weeds, The Wackness)
Paris Hilton (Internet Video)
Danneel Harris (Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay)