Posted on September 29th, 2008 by Cali CannabisPretty funny post on Comedy.com by correspondent Mike Burns – “The 7 Worst Names For Varieties Of California Medicinal Marijuana”. Click here to read all seven, I posted the first three below.
1. Pancake Throatjam
This sounds like it makes you get so stoned you fuck your mouth with an IHOP breakfast and forget to drink your choice of milk, juice, or coffee to wash it down.
Either that or an overweight, gay, Pearl Jam cover band.
2. Fuzzy Ballsack
Wow man! Look at the hairs in that bud, dude!
Gross.
3. Sweet Billy Ocean
On second thought, this one is pretty cool. Big fan. Billy Ocean is the THE shit. And not in that knuckleheaded hipster ironic way either. You want a magical day-off afternoon? It involves pot, a Billy Ocean mix, and a bag of Cheetos. Life is short, kids. The sooner you figure out how to enjoy it properly, the better.
